Andres

Name usually given to a male. He is tall, dark, handsome, and is usually around 7in on a bad day. He always be pullon bitches and fucked everyone you know (even the guys but no-homo). He is also funny as fuck. His hobbies consist of cyberbullying bisexual women and gay men, beating the fuck outta his dick till his leg goes numb, and fucking bitches.
Female: OMG, Andres' dick is sooo big that I can't even recognize my pussy anymore ;)
Female #2: UGH! I wanted to fuck him but he said I was too ugly! Im gonna fucking KMS!
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Andres

Andres is one of the most rarest and friendliest person you could find. He is mostly popular in school and is rarley unliked. He is not that hot but is attractive and all girls want him because hes ahtletic, loyal, funny, and crazy. He's very tall and wont have the biggest dick in the world but its average size that would please a girl. Andres is lovable.
Omg Andres is coming!!
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Andres

Cutest guy you'll meet. Features: Tall,athletic body, very interesting, active and passionate. Awesome kisser. Stylish. Could be very arrogant but backs it up and most of the time he'll vote himself the best
Man andres is my idol, i wish i had as much girls as him.
by Realist Dicationary March 20, 2017
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Andres

An amazingly handsome guy. His smile can make you feel some type of way. He can be a pain in the ass and be a dick but in the end always apologizes. If you have an andres in your life keep him close and never let him go. His kisses are soft and sweet. There is no one like him. He can sometimes drive you crazy and make you wanna stab him buttttt in the end you got to love him.
"I met this guy he is so handsome and sweet but he drives me crazy!"

"Girl he must be an andres!"
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Andre

Andre Is the best person alive he gets all the girls he is so nice he always knows how to cheer someone up he will know how you are felling always a Andre is strong mentally and mostly physically the are good at any sport the try and are also great leaders.
I was walking down the street and there was this Andre looking guy he was so handsome
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Andre

Definitely the best man in this world! Besides his amazing looks, he's also super strong. Andre is a ladies man, but when it comes down to it, he only cares for his girl. He treats ladies and his elders with complete respect. He has his moments of doubts but he gets through them pretty well. There ain't a word out there to describe how AMAZING he is. Amazing and perfect are just under statements when trying to describe him. Every girl wishes they had Andre and all the guys wish they could be him.
"Damn, don't you wish you could be Andre. Mr. Webster couldn't even define how amazing he is."
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Andre

An amazing gorgeous man with beautiful bright eyes that would do anything for his girlfriend. He has a GREAT personality & an INCREDIBLE sense of humor! Andre loves to joke, go out but mostly spend time with his girlfriend. If u find an Andre, hold on to him- Don't let go !
i'm holding on to dat Andre!
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