anal candle

When one pours hot wax into their ass crack and sticks a wick in it.
(Do not attempt)

(In the words of Anthony Kiedis) "Before every show we like to make anal candles"

by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021

Anal Spelunking

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one

honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns

by Mind Machine February 23, 2009

anal bumcover

During an episode of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery mispronounced the category of "An Album Cover" by saying "Anal Bumcover" Suck it Trebek

I'll take Anal Bumcover for 800

by awesome77 December 28, 2005

anal tapestry

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.

i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.

by breakingbad December 27, 2012

anal flood

when any liquid is pour out of the anus. This act usually occurs after an intense sex session causing a gape.

That girl is the queen of anal floods.

by G Freezy February 9, 2009

anal driver

A screwdriver used in the anus.

1. Don't touch my anal driver, i havn't washed it.

by Matthew the GOD May 22, 2008

anal melancholy

The sadness expressed by the anus the morning after a euphoric spicy meal containing chillies.

I am experiencing such anal melancholy after last nights curry.

by jadw August 23, 2009