man with a 2 inch toe nail but a monster chode so phat he cant get through a doorway without turning sideways. loves to rub up against everyone and talk about his crippling addiction to furry porn.
"who's that?"
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."
by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022
Get the Alfiemug. Aight this man has a huge cock, Just massive. About the size of big ben (The beatboxer not the tower)
"Holy shit did you see his Bulge? It was bloody huge!"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
by Alfieus April 30, 2020
Get the Alfie Bushmug. the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot
by alfredsrad October 8, 2008
Get the ZE ALFYmug. by nannymcphee123backagaininsidem May 9, 2023
Get the Alfiemug. an eboy that wants every egirl he can find on the internet, doesn't matter her age if from 12 to 25 he makes them his wife.
by halpor July 19, 2019
Get the alfiemug.