alphabet.soup.coz

hottest person on earth they are so perfect

Person: hey do you know alphabet.soup.coz

Me:Ya there so cool

by Vrisk July 9, 2021

Alphabet Inc.

Alphabet - Company that owns Google.

P1: Yo Have you heard of that one company who owns Google?
P2: Yeah i think it was called...ABC?
P1: Close, it's Alphabet Inc.
P2: ohhh makes sense
P1: However Alphabet's Website is abc.xyz

by Gemmyyy July 28, 2021

alphabetical ordinance

boardinance: A building-code for wooden structures or wild pigs
boredinance: A rule about providing adequate interesting programs/activities for local youths
coordinance: Specifies how many cans of Goldens and Silver Bullets ya are allowed per day
cordinance: Da local custom regarding extra/unwanted string
coredinance: Dictates how ya hafta dispose of yer eaten apples and dead car-batteries
doordinance: What ya hafta obey regarding hinged entrance-ways

fordinance: Which and/or how many blue-oval-badged vehicles ya may own
fourdinance: An edict regarding a specific number of items, occasions, etc.
goredinance: Rule regarding how graphically-violent a movie or event can be
hoardinance: How many items ya may hold onto
lordinance: How much power you can have over others
loredinance: What types of historic tales are permitted
moordinance: What's allowed on broad grassy areas
moredinance: Da law controlling additional amounts

Additional examples of alphabetical ordinance include:
nordinance: Rule of neither
poordinance: Da permissible degree of indigence
poredinance: Rules regarding da tiny holes in yer skin
pourdinance: How ya hafta dispense liquids, powders, etc.
roardinance: How loudly ya may rev yer engine or perform yer lion-impersonations
soardinance: A rule regarding flight
soredinance: How temperish or achy/rashy ya can become before seeking treatment
toredinance: How dilapidated/damaged yer clothing can be when ya are out in public
tourdinance: Da law regarding guided entertainment/instructional strolls
whoredinance: How "loose" a person can be
woredinance: How new something has to be, or what clothing ya hafta put on
yoredinance: What antique items/activities ya may possess and/or partake of
yourdinance: A rule regarding second-person ownership

by QuacksO July 29, 2021

Alphabetized

when a sexual minority identity-politiker tries to get you banned for being straight

"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"

by physicalpain2022 May 11, 2022

alphabephobia

Fear of letters.

I hear John has alphabephobia, he hasn't been able to read or write without passing out recently.

by og original gangster October 5, 2022

alphabet

the letters of the alphabet

wow its alphabet, the letters of alphabet

by 654678 December 16, 2022

alphabet queer

Someone belonging to the ever-growing group of letters LGBTQ...................

Someone who does not know their ABCs and is confused about life.

1-Hey did you hear the added two more letters to LGBTIQ?
2-Who did?
1-The alphabet queers!

by Holden Tudiks sw July 19, 2023