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Alfie

Alfie is a great guy who is normally very sport and proud of it. He’s super nice and is always there for you no matter what. He’s a really goofy person who could make you smile so easily. Alfie is one of a kind <33
Someone: Omg I met this guy who’s so nice i think i love him.

Me: Let me guess his names Alfie.
by Snakeybrosforlife September 13, 2021
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Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022
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alfie

When Alfie is used as a girl name. This girl is amazing, cool, pretty, genius, funny and also retarded.
Alfie more like geniusfie, yet also a dumbfie
by Jacehobo July 25, 2019
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Alfie

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.
Alfie is gay.
by Bumbumosbfwkd July 29, 2021
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Alfie

An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it

The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
Friend: that spider is very small

Alfie: yes like my cock

Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up
by Viperanusball November 25, 2021
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Alfie Brooks

Alfie Brooks is a plonker who likes to eat chocolate orange and drink hot chocolate all the time . they like to make fun of people that can’t spell however can be nice depending on who u are . Alfie Brooks favroute people are people who are funny kind or otherwise known as poppy . Alfie is over all a donut but very likeable somehow Alfie Brooks is also a Tory
hey who’s that he looks like a rick dis Tory

oh dw that Alfie brooks
by Anonimus333444444 December 27, 2020
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Alfie Hazzard

small ginger prick who eats anus you dog now meow for me kitten UwU
person 1: NIGGER
alfie hazzard :NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
by HarrySmi August 5, 2024
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