alfie

someone i loved who didn’t even like me at all but still talked to me everyday

person: don’t be such an alfie

by Kacy bird July 8, 2022

Alfie Turner

Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous

“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”

by JackMate July 9, 2022

Alfie

W human being very POGGIES

Alfie is POGGIES as hell

by HECKER.MAN July 21, 2022

Alfie

Some brummy who only speaks in quotes or lyrics

"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"

by mankdjuad July 24, 2022

Alfie

Alfie is the most gayest and rudest boy you will ever meet and he always has a 1 inch.

Girl 1 'Did u hear what alfie did?'
Girl 2 ' Yea he was rude to his freind then touched his freinds dick'

by alfiehater101 July 30, 2022

Alfie

The replen warrior

Is he the best at replen yes he is the Alfie

by Replen man June 12, 2022

Alfie

A small nerd who sits at home and has to go home early times

Hey guys have u seen Alfie

Friends: Nah he has his bedtime

by Alfie hillsden June 12, 2022