scott agony

When the pain is unbearable, but you still vote for Trump.

The scott agony of this decision is fake killing me.

by pgomez1 February 13, 2018

Dr.Agon

A name for the designated person who will define your typos.

Dr.Agon! WHAT DOES HOBOPHOMIC MEAN?!

by Lucian Reeves April 6, 2019

loon aboon

an Indian with a tiny cock

the fat ass Indian has a loon aboon cock

by loon aboon March 28, 2022

oblong agon

Long whore.

You are a oblong agon whore. Also retained to have a long time whore, having a long whore whore you out.

by anonymous September 2, 2023

Soft-Agonistic Hellenist

A worldview combining soft atheism (Lack of belief in deities without asserting their impossibility) agnosticism (acknowledging uncertainty about ultimate truths), and Hellenistic influence (drawing on classical Greek philosophy, rational inquiry, and humanistic values).

I identify as a Soft-Agonistic Hellenist

by jhe gfiusjhzk ejuvtwsiuzdgfiya September 24, 2025

crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020