'Jeans round the ankle' job

Normally when sex (or a sex act) has to be so rushed so that clothes can't be removed, probably with jeans around the ankles. Normally a quickie.

''Last night had to be a 'Jeans round the ankle' job for me, my parents were coming home soon''

Mary: ''Me and John had to make it a 'Jeans round the ankle' job last night.''

by allbabesarewolves August 1, 2010

ankle

1)adj.- The insulting term used to indicate the lowest of femalelife forms, usually human, inferring that she is two feet lower than a cunt, or at ankle level.

My cunt of a girlfriend has sunken lower than an ankle.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

Ackerman

Ackerman is awkward at first but once you get to know he will always have your back!! He is an amazing friend, sometimes an introvert, but overall a friendly guy. he may be harsh at first but he has soft-heart He will always be there for you when you can count on it. He always speaks his mind, everyone would be jealous of an Ackerman! But he is funny and caring once you get to know him!

Bob: Is that ackerman??

Joe: Yeah it is I heard he's really nice

by Toaster oven 33 May 14, 2020

ooh me acles!

ooh me testicles, spelt wrong

guy gets owned in counterstrike
guy - "Ooh me acles!"

by Vaughan Derrick May 21, 2008

ankle party

Prison. Derived from the popular conception that during incarceration prisoners are frequently forced to grab their ankles and receive anal sex from other inmates. Thus, prison is an 'ankle party.

Dude! Did you hear Timmy got 5 years at the ankle party?

by BigDaddyNick March 17, 2010

ackenpucky

Colloquial slang term used, (especially by plumbers &
pipe fitters), for any slimy, gooey substance, whether
identifiable or not.

What's this junk on the sheet, Fred? Man, don't touch it- it looks like Ackenpucky!

by RagingZits March 17, 2011

Ackermanosis

Syndrome charecterized by simple cognitive errors (so called "rookiness") , disportionately large Penile shaft (greater than 40cm) and unquinchable sexual appetite.

Epidemiology: 1 case in Australia from Warick QLD

Risk Factors include: Breeding in tasmania, Italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, sex, nandos

Treatment: Unfortuantley after years of research and funding...sadly there is no cure. The last known case Perished after tumescnece engorged the penis to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.

News Article: Young female Queensland medical student impaled by 47cm Penis again and again prior to footy training. doctors and forensics agree the culprit suffers from Ackermanosis.

News Article: Firefighters were unable to lure women out of the top level in a burning building 40 stories high. Firefighters used a man sufferring from Ackermanosis to both reach the women and lure her to safety.

by Dr Hoho March 29, 2011