Alabama Bang Bus

When a bunch of southern-hick-fucking-cousin-fuckers steal a bus and proceed to have a massive orgy.

Cletus: "Hey, what you's doin' this weekend?"
Jimmy: "We's gonna make an Alabama Bang Bus!"

by MassiveThotSlayer69 May 16, 2018

alabama water snake

A penis dipped in chocolate milk

That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake

by farty turds March 1, 2019

Alabama Brownie

When your partner is about to shit but you thrust your cock (or other penetrative device) up their ass sending their shit back where it came from.

Jenny was about to shit but Forest gave her an Alabama Brownie causing her to be bloated all weekend.

by Moax O’Neill June 6, 2019

Alabama queef canon

When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)

Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?

Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going

by the one and only steve March 30, 2019

Alabama Siamese Twin

When you insert your body into a girl's asshole so your head is the only thing that sticks out.

Bro, I hit Elle up with a Alabama Siamese Twin.

Damn, you lucky.

by LilDump April 18, 2019

Alabama Tower

An Eiffel Tower but everyone is related.

Me: “Hey Sis, wanna join me and Cletus in the Alabama Tower tonight? Ma can’t because of work”

by R0CKHARD0 April 20, 2019

Alabama niggas

People of color originating from Alabama that partake in the activity of piping there sisters

Bill: what’d do last night Tyrone

Tyrone: well it was real Alabama nigga hours so I tried some Alabama niggas activities

by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019