Absexual

Adjective

1. Being away from/off any path towards a romantic or sexual relationship to such a high degree that the person will avoid people altogether to ensure that they're single forever.

Noun
1. A person who avoids any form of romantic or sexual relationships and will avoid people altogether to ensure that they stay single forever.

"What's up with Angela? She isn't coming out of her room."

"Well, she told me that she's avoiding people because she's 'Absexual'."

by MoreFakeSexualities September 22, 2016

Absencorinthianosis

When you don’t receive your recommended daily dose of Corinthian’s voice.

May result in:
- Sadness
- Urges to hear Corinthian’s voice
- Sleep deprivation

- And even death

DOCTOR “M’am I’m sorry. Your son has a severe case of Absencorinthianosis... Amd after consulting with my fellow doctors we don’t think your son is going to make it. I’m sorry”

Mom “OMG NOT MY BABY!!!!!!! NOT ABSENCORINTHIANOSIS!!!!!”

by Official Doctor July 15, 2018

Abeds impression of Troy

When you________, but also, don’t?

Man I’m feeling a little “Abeds impression of Troy” right now

by oliviamackinnon February 17, 2019

abeed al-baghdadi

the supreme leader of the abeed

Ali: brother I will see you later, I am headed out to see Imrar
Ashraff: brother he is an abeed, in fact he is the abeed al-baghdadi of abeeds
Ali: really?
Ashraff: yeah bro

by firstclasshorrors June 27, 2021

abedabed1144

the better name of abed abed_ sucks

abed_ sucks - abedabed1144

by abed_ July 6, 2022

ased

Based but I forgot the b.

Fuck I forgot to put the b in based, too late now though.

by MistressChing February 17, 2023

fing-arsed

When your finger slips throught the toilet paper and goes into your anus when you are wiping your ass after taking a shit.

After eating the Mexican buffet , I ran to the bathroom to take a shit and I got fing-arsed because they had cheap toilet paper.

by Rockville June 11, 2009