Abel

Cain "What... What are you doing?"

Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"

Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"

Abel "What!? No I didn't!"

Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"

Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."

Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*

*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*

*Cain ends up on top*

Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*

by Hym Iam June 18, 2022

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Abellanoza

a person who never has a legitimate excuse for not fratenizing with his/her peers

Hey, you know that guy in our math class? I invited him to go to the movies last weekend, but he was being such an Abellanoza.

by Larsonist March 12, 2010

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Abella

The act of farting whereby you get down on all fours and arch your back and "breathe" in and out through your anal opening. Air is sucked in to the asshole and then expelled in a fart. This goes on in a series of "air in, air out."

Brad was caught in the act of abella which was stinking up the room!

by PennyLove February 27, 2016

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Abelard

The name of ultra sound gentleman who don't flirt because that is an unholy thing to do instead they arrange sex with one of more persons of the opposite sex. People by the name Abelar d might as well be refers to as fucking legends.

Oh the guy Abelard wish I was him.

by Draleba June 6, 2018

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