von metric system

Von Metric System- Ja, is more accurate ja...

"Damn teacher, whatz next.. the von metric system??"

by DeserTynker October 1, 2019

Marius von Hagen

I WANT TO BREED HIM TO THE SPEED OF SOUND

marius von hagen: hi miss
me: LET ME LAP AT YOUR FAT COCK PLEASE

by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022

Flighty Von Dipshit

An inept and unaware individual.

There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, incompetent as ever, and lost in her own world.

by Emogenome August 15, 2019

Jefferson Von Gutenberg

A nickel bag that was lost near the cemetery with the escalators.

Oh no, i threw Jefferson Von gutenberg under the car when the cops came.

by DJPyro December 20, 2009

Chris von Colijeff

This is a amazing brown hair, brown eyes, perfect hair perfect face boy. He goes to the gym and is in super good shape. He has the biggest muscles. He is super sexy and smart and cool. He is also the life of the party and amazing. He can drink so much and isn’t afraid to do anything. He’s crazy like that he also surfs and pulls hella bitches. If you have a Chris you better never give him up because he’s a catch

Chris von Colijeff is so sexy!!

by Notchrisvon January 15, 2022

Dr. Von Botty

limp wristed caricature of a man, a winnet-covered walking perfume shop, a mincing gay bar loiterer and an evil perverter of innocent little boys.

Also - Dr. Von Botchelism, Dr. Von Botchenstein etc etc

Many thanks to Danny C

"Ah, we meet at last Dr. Von Botty."

by reverendmedia December 7, 2006

Von Hot Rod

A master of fine line, pinstriper from California. Has great advice, steady hands, wouldnt want to change anything, loves life and always in a great mood. Will do anything for anyone, loves to help out and just be a kool guy. The one guy who makes a car show come to life. You would NOT want to miss a chance to talk to Von, you will regret it if you dont.

Will Von Hot Rod be at the show this year?

by MeaganLynn975 May 26, 2012