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smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.
Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"
by Bookerton January 7, 2018
mugGet the smelly doormug.

smelly blow

strong smelling hash,very nice but sumtimes rotten to smoke
hey bill, party on friday lets get some "Smelly Blow"
by Porto Lads March 9, 2010
mugGet the smelly blowmug.

smelly arse

Ones bum or gearbox smelling like the underneath of your watch!
Oh Christ, I just bent down to pick some clothes off the floor, when bang! I caught a blast of my smelly arse, better get in the shower mate!!
by D I Reagan November 23, 2013
mugGet the smelly arsemug.

Smelly Dish

The phrase refers to female genitalia that is less than sanitary.
johnrocky: i want ur hot smelly dish
by AnonBlazer October 3, 2010
mugGet the Smelly Dishmug.

Small Smelly

A variation on the word Big Smelly
Can be used to bully people for being a Big Smelly and being short.
Person 1: You're a Small Smelly.
Person 2: Wow! That's so rude!
by Kapro April 18, 2020
mugGet the Small Smellymug.

Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your terd does a front to back sideways splash on your ass
I was dropping a deuce at work and an coqorker walked in, i pulled my pants up feom aroumd my ankles as i was braking one off and it did q Smelly flop into the bowl.
by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018
mugGet the Smelly Flopmug.

smelly kegal

a vagina with a very disgusting oder
the girl next door had such a smelly kegal that I had to stop eating her out
by andrewshaw111111 June 13, 2008
mugGet the smelly kegalmug.

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