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Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.
Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏
by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025
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Milky mummy tits

When breasts are enlarged due to milk production during pregnancy.
“My girlfriend is pregnant
Drage: “corr, send us a pic of those milky mummy tits”
by Drages11 December 4, 2020
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Mummy Buddy

When a guy and his bestfriend put both their dicks in one condom to have have sex with the others girlfriend/wife
Chad: Bro me and Xan did a mummy buddy on his girl
Rest of the Frat house: Bro no way!!
by Jesus Sins October 2, 2020
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Mummies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)
by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022
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fairy mummies

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
see pixie mummies
by dnddemigod January 14, 2015
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Mummy

As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.
Never again, she is a mummy in bed.

I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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Mummy

A younger persons way of saying mum. And if you're over 16 and still calling your mum mummy get your fucken act together and get a job
16 year old: mummy when's dinner?!

Mum: GROW UP AND CALL ME MUM!!! And dinner will be ready in five minutes
by Trolling since 01 January 30, 2017
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