Drop down and get your Moses on

see Drop down and get your jesus on

for all the jews out there...brew pride

by TItties January 26, 2005

National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

by Moses Day February 26, 2020

Moses

Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them.

He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.

He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.

His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.

“ew, wasn't moses wearing that outfit yesterday?”

by cherrycoIa September 27, 2019

Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.

1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!

by Recudorp October 22, 2013

Moses

When a seat belt or a purse strap separates a woman's boobs.

Holy Moses the mighty parting of the chest.

by Pz@ November 13, 2025

moses sumney

peak human. or is he human? who knows i sure don’t.

“oh shit it that moses sumney?”
“yea, bow down (and stream græ)”

by mosessumneyfan22 November 22, 2021

Mose

This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.

I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.

Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.

by Hank Steele June 10, 2021