by FanfanMartha November 28, 2023
Get the Fanfan und Marthamug. I can't tell if she has a nice ass or not. It looks like a flat board from where her ass is suppose to be all the way to her shoulders. What a Martha.
That 20 inch zipper extending up the front side of this Martha over here sure makes her look like she has a gaping vagene.
That Martha over there looks like her neck and shoulders are riding on her legs.
She could have really nice abs and cute dimples on the small of her back, but we may never know because Martha prefers to wear her grandmas clothes.
That 20 inch zipper extending up the front side of this Martha over here sure makes her look like she has a gaping vagene.
That Martha over there looks like her neck and shoulders are riding on her legs.
She could have really nice abs and cute dimples on the small of her back, but we may never know because Martha prefers to wear her grandmas clothes.
by American Barbarians July 13, 2021
Get the Marthamug. Martha is the kind of girl who loves her friends and will do anything to help them or make them feel better. She is the best friend you will ever have .she's sometimes or all the times overprotective and always have to know who you hate and love because if they break your heart she will find them and hunt them down. Just for you and her family. she is very kind and sensitive. so be gentle with her. Martha's are very beautiful and cute their smiles are the brightest thing to light your day. If you have her as your Gf you are the luckiest man or woman on earth .next time when you see her tell her how much you love her that will light up her mood. she always puts her family and her friends first and forgets about herself. she can be very mean to others if they bother her family or friends and can be a fucking bitch but soon sometimes she feels bad or sad about it. Martha can act weird and uncomfortable sometimes or all the time. Martha's are very smart but sometimes pretend to act dumb to cheer you up. Just to say they love snuggles and kisses.
by bitchheretohelp September 26, 2021
Get the marthamug. The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."
"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"
"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
by Kevalo May 25, 2025
Get the Chocolate Martha Stewartmug. by Youdontknowwhattosaid February 9, 2022
Get the Martha einsholdmug. 
Rich white friend: Hey where are you going for the summer?
Rich black friend: Oh my family and I are headed up to Martha's Vineyard.
Rich white friend: What's that?
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket.
Rich black friend: Oh my family and I are headed up to Martha's Vineyard.
Rich white friend: What's that?
Rich black friend: It's the black Nantucket.
by thegirlwithsixchins November 28, 2017
Get the Martha's Vineyardmug.