Destroyer of Tables

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.

Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”

by Pensisnep October 14, 2021

Cock destroyer

What I do to your mom at night

Wow your mom is the cock destroyer

by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 20, 2021

Majestic Flame Destroyer

When about to ejaculate use Majestic Flame Destroyer jutsu hand signs and ejaculate in a wide area creating lots of trauma and a large area of attack.

"Yeah she wanted to finish first but I pulled out and hit a Majestic Flame Destroyer on that hoe. Yk what I mean. *Insert flight reacts dolphin laugh*"

by TheRealKorai July 23, 2021

Gargalog, destroyer of worlds

the name for the spider in the corner of my room

Tim: “Hey man have you seen Gargalog, destroyer of worlds lately?”
Tom: “Who?”
Tim: “The name for the spider in the corner of my room”
Tom: “Oh sorry I killed him earlier”
Tim: “Okay that’s the last straw I need to call Carnale, destroyer of destroyers of worlds”

by porkyneedshelp July 24, 2021

East coast destroyer

Is someone who travels up and down the east coast for business, and fucks everything that walks. “ east coast destroyer coming to a coast near you. Also known as ECD.

The east coast destroyer is coming to a town near you. The east coast destroyer is a man that fucks the shit out of any woman that walks because he is away on business and needing some action

by Bubba A July 25, 2021

Tripe destroyer

when you destroy her insides from intercourse

I destroyed her tripes last night that’s why she calls me the tripe destroyer

by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2022

Hymen Destroyer

A nigga who takes bitches V-Card

They call the big homie Ian Caesar The "Hymen Destroyer" since he took several tiktokers' v-card

by gran polla negro August 26, 2021