Dad

noun. A married male who runs away that normally won’t come back

“Are you gonna be a dad in the future?”
“If I have a ugly child.”

by Where’s dad February 9, 2018

Dad

G O N E

Son: mom how do you spell dad
Mom: G O N E

by x_pyro March 21, 2017

Dad

The person you are looking for/

Where is my dad?

by The memes loser May 20, 2020

Dad

Another word for daddy

Hey dad... want some "sugar"

by Mad.penis February 22, 2017

Dad

Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food

Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...

by Yourmumwantsit May 19, 2016

Dad

a big fap daddy that caresses you at night

shrek:I am your Dad
little child: oh yes

by sony swag man May 31, 2018

Dad

a description of a female who tends to wear baseball hats and like to wear their shirts overly tucked in with a big belt and flannel to go with it.

Dads tend to have a mature but nonchalant and understanding vibe and personality

That girl is dad goals.
I want that dad to protect and understand the fuck out of me.

by awesomegay February 16, 2018