Pirate's Dream

A girl with a sunken chest and a large booty.

Hey, did you see the new girl? How is her ass so big, yet her boobs so small?

Yeah, she's a real pirate's dream.

by Captain Brickbreak July 20, 2011

Pissburg Pirate

The act of kicking someone in the shin and when they bend over to grab their leg, you piss in their eye.

The Grimm Rapper gave Killator a Pissburg Pirate after recording his verse.

by Slimerguy69 July 30, 2010

Pirate's Parrot

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010

pirate's glory

when a penis is inserted into an eye socket without an eye.

Jane: He had sex with her eye?
John: Yep, he totally gave her a pirate's glory.

by Mascal July 15, 2010

puddle pirate

A US Coast Guard member. derogatory.

Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.

Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

pirate special

the act of ejaculating in the eye of a partner until that eye can no longer be used.

I was feeling baby girl so much i had to give her the pirate special

by C March 24, 2003

land pirate

Firemen- They drive around in the big red pirate ships to pilage and plunder inside of your house while putting out the fire. thanks for putting out the fire, where is grandmothers pearls?

Here come the land pirates arrrr! hide your wallet!

by hellgatepiratehater November 21, 2009