Eugene

Sad individual without friends. Always brings his golden AK to school, cause the other students won´t be laughing anymore once he shoots it up. Setup: Ak-47, Attachments: Extended mags + Fast mags, Scorestreaks: Uav, Counter-Uav, Orbital Vsat

The kids stopped laughing when Eugene reached into his backpack, pulled out his Ak-47 and shot up the fuckin school. He was happy, because he knew they would never make fun of him again (apart from dank memes).

by GiantGayRapist February 20, 2017

Eugene Bryant

Always Positive with a large penis. Most likely to become a millionaire by 27 but also wants to travel.

Damn one day I wanna be like Eugene Bryant.

by Venenennd March 13, 2017

Eugening

When you poop so hard that it leads to the unintended stimulation of the prostate gland, leading to ejaculation.

Sorry for taking too long, I was eugening back there.

by TheGuyWhoDoesStuffWasTaken June 10, 2024

Eugene

An extremely cringeworthy, quirkily individual that cannot be identified as a human being, therefore addressed here as "being". Such being is rejected by the normal society and forced into a life of inner sociopathic boarderline tendencies, which find their expression in the steady use of a fedora, associated with a trenchcoat, and in certain behaviours the normal society would define as "abnormal", such as the usual pledge in school shooting, child/women molesting activities. Such abnormal hobbies, though harmful for the psychological stability of the members of the normal society, are carried out as attempts to ascribe a meaning to its existence. Moreover, this Being tends to desperately seek for a mate within the normal human society, trying to avoid the female members of its species (addressed as Eugenas). Also, such Being has mastered the ability of hiding objects.

When Eugene attempts to reach for its backpack, every person in the area knows what to do: run to the nearest "exit".

by LordOfDarkness001 November 10, 2017

Eugene

Eugene is a butt-licking cat who loves licking his own butt. Eugene usually eats funky foods, so he's a funky cat.

"Oh look! Eugene is licking his butt again! I love it when Eugene licks his butt!"

by Dankmemesolioli August 4, 2022

Eugene

Eugene is a big white male who looks like he’d say the n word.

“Do you know Eugene??”
“You mean Lawsy?”

by Bigpapii86. April 4, 2023

Eugene

Noble person, always eager to help, very compassionate and dependable.

But don't treat him unfairly, he will spotted on site and then you will regret it.

Yes Eugene is outstanding person, maybe a little bit strange,but very dependable.

by Yesdyak October 12, 2021