When you decide to hit three parties in one day and get absolutely obliterated to the point where you no longer have any eye sight.
by ElephantDroppings June 13, 2020

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her
with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.
(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.
(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020

Noun. - Sha•dō - Cröwn, A Group descriptive ex. Illuminati, knights templar, new world order.
1. Used to describe a group of elite much like the illuminati with the knowledge of the timing of the cycle of global catastrophes. They use this knowledge to build fortunes in the name of stopping a natural process called Global Axial Precession that controls the cycle of ice ages and warming periods. Using their fortunes they then build survival bunkers, orbit capable rockets and have even crafted the Solar Warden / Solar Sentinel programs as orbiting survival shelters for certain groups of elite.
2. Those that are selling fake climate change solutions are often wearing the shadow crown.
1. Used to describe a group of elite much like the illuminati with the knowledge of the timing of the cycle of global catastrophes. They use this knowledge to build fortunes in the name of stopping a natural process called Global Axial Precession that controls the cycle of ice ages and warming periods. Using their fortunes they then build survival bunkers, orbit capable rockets and have even crafted the Solar Warden / Solar Sentinel programs as orbiting survival shelters for certain groups of elite.
2. Those that are selling fake climate change solutions are often wearing the shadow crown.
1. The builders of the Pyramids, and Derinkuyu wore the "shadow crown", after the flood waters settled they emerged to repopulate.
2. Some believe the illuminati wear the shadow crown.
2. Some believe the illuminati wear the shadow crown.
by Thane J. A. Odinsson June 28, 2023

It means, someone who has in control of anything and anyone. Kinda like a manipulator, ruler, or someone who is in charge, but differently y'know?
by Viilambburr December 20, 2022

Sexual Practice where you engage in anal, vaginal and oral intercourse followed by climax on the head while saying kachow
by Oneoffiftyfive April 3, 2023

Refers to the mental space you find yourself in when an incoming poop is trying hard to birth itself but you must keep it up in there for the time being.
I took it all the way to crown town on my jog last night, bless those conveniently placed port-o-johns.
by k-shnizzle December 10, 2021
