The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

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Brendan

i mean he’s ok. not good. but not bad either. but he is a bad child. really no joke

Brendan: “ok”
Joey: “shut up”

by JoeyWoah January 5, 2020

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brendan yuuki quinn

A great guy, but he has a friend that always calls his FAT a six pack. His nickname is spooky or spookesten and he is FUUUN to be around.

I wish I was a Brendan yuuki Quinn

by gttbgthhyhy February 10, 2018

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Brendan

If your names Brandan with an a, ur just ew.

Kid on bus: hey kid, pass me that, what’s ur name by the way?
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*

by Yaboibrennddaaannnsullyinavan November 23, 2019

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Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"

1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"

by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017

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