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99% Hitler

Someone you must vote for if the opposition is worse. If you were to choose between Hitler and 99% Hitler, it is your moral obligation to vote for 99% hitler
person 1: "I don't care man, I'm not voting for Biden unless he intervenes in the Israel-Gaza War"
person 2: "don't you know Biden is 99% hitler? Would you rather have Trump be president?"
by shadowblack1809 November 14, 2023
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99% on the test

you are screwed if you have strict parents
thats not even a passing grade
person 1: "what score did u get on the recent tests?"
person 2: " I got a 99% on the test"
person 1: "oh rip my bro"
by yo no hablo español April 28, 2023
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The LK-99 Effect

In July 2023 a copper and lead based supposed room temperature super-conductor, a material that could revolutionize technology, was proposed by a Korean laboratory, and this lead to a scramble of informal publications by authors from that laboratory trying to claim the work and some quitting their jobs. LK-99 was a dud. This process of prominent scientists losing their sh*t over something which most others in their field believe isn't true while the public is riding the hype train is referred to in some circles as "The LK-99 Effect".
The rumor is that Sam Altman was fired from OpenAI because of his believes about a artificial general intelligence. This is a clear example of the LK-99 Effect
by DentedPillow November 27, 2023
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The Schlatt incident of '99

ah yes, the incident of 99 sit down and Relax what happened was a popular YouTuber Jschlatt has been doing crimes since 99. This one was the largest as he wanted to hook up with this bitch named Emily and found an 88k watch on her wrist and followed her home as he had a knife in his hand and brutally killed the 20-year-old girl and stole her watch for money.
The Schlatt incident of '99 was horrifing.
by Exhofade December 7, 2023
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Windows 99

It's a fake OS that (i think so) Verbose the Talking Cat made it (his video: When A Gamer Installs Windows 99), it is an hidden (fake) OS that looks so new, yet it is made from combining 2 old windows versions (Windows 98 and Windows 1.00), It has many bugs and glitches, but also, LORE, and any time you try upgrading or downgrading to something else, it blocks you from doing so, outages cant turn off the computer Windows 99 is in, so basically, Windows 99 is an secret (fake) OS hidden by Microsoft, and it has LORE.
1: Have you seen Windows 99, the Secret hidden OS?
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
by Duper NO! December 14, 2023
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'99 bro

A guy that was between 18-23 in 1999 and was an absolute tool then and still is. Ex: every dude at Woodstock 99.
He's a '99 bro.
by AJTT December 4, 2022
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99

a mysterious number in baldi's basics. the most number to be this easily found is in blue doors of the game itself that say 99 as it labeled. you can find this number elsewhere like. collecting extra 2 notebooks in birthday bash (glitched school) 9/9 notebooks. (no number to be found in this screen but) getting the 99 jumpscare (rare game over screen) etc.
blue doors: 99
player: HMMMM
by caughtin8k December 11, 2022
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