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Zen Crystal

An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.
Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.
by lonelypencil November 12, 2021
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Zen

Some kid that gives me hats
Thanks for the hat Zen!
by Bbbbbbbby May 5, 2018
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Zen-Carting

Zen Carting: An emotional coping technique where individuals immerse themselves in the online shopping experience, meticulously selecting items and adding them to their virtual carts, not with the primary intention of purchasing, but rather to achieve a sense of calm, mindfulness, and temporary escape from the stresses of daily life. Much like the Zen practice emphasizes simplicity, awareness, and focus on the present moment, 'Zen Carting' allows individuals to find a momentary respite by engaging in a focused and familiar activity, providing therapeutic relief without the financial implications of actual purchasing.
After work I did some Zen-Carting to relax and get control back of my day!
by GillilyPad August 16, 2023
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ultimate zen

when ur body and soul are in the ultimate level of peace
guy 1 : bro where is pranav swaminathan gobinathan balasubramium the III

guy 2 : idk man

guy 3 : dude hes in ultimate zen
by gayduringmay October 9, 2020
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Zenning

I'm zenning a lot today whoo
by unknown-mysme October 2, 2018
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Zen

Someone who gets a new online friendgroup every 2 days.
My friend is a Zen, he really needs to find some real friends.
by IRAAII May 14, 2022
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Zen

noun: name

Japanese name originating from Buddhism

most likely would join a group of weebs,goths, or gays in school.
a horrible person who could have a kind heart to some people.
likes to keep to themselves and doesn't especially like social gatherings.
"hey, have you heard of zen?"

"yeah they stole my girlfriend last night"

"damn dude"
by wahlrus man January 28, 2022
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