yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.

Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?

by yippa August 25, 2023

Yoga

Ganteng banget anjing gaada obat

Yoga ganteng banget

by Ababawl November 22, 2021

Throat Yoga

When she goes through sessions of getting that throat stretched out wide.

Her neck was bulging while she was doing her daily throat yoga session

by BL4CKSH4RK_7 November 30, 2021

Tipsy yoga

the act of skyping your friend while tipsy to do yoga then fall over because you can't stand up.

During the quartine, Sophia and Erin like to do tipsy yoga in their spare time.

by sasquatch April 7, 2020

Yoga Fascist

A vegan hominid of peculiar origin, of the grass fed, essential-oil-infused variety. Frequently believes lavender oil is the cure to cancer.
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.

Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".

"That fucking yoga fascist is gathering a crowd outside my house again, looks like theyre here to burn crosses on my lawn, and meditate again"

by Wypipo whisperer August 31, 2020

now yoga

a phrase where you need to relax after finishing a conversation or when you’re in deep utter shit and you’re trying not to panic.

“ugh shes such a bitch”

“anyways, now yoga 🧘 ♀️ “

by 3thooba October 20, 2020

Yoga cult

A cult of people that have yoga as their common interest.

She wanted everyone to be yogi so that they would join her yoga cult, the Healing Moon Poseur Cult or something like that. They already had enough members to outnumber most villages.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021