Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.

Sometimes you do the pounding and sometimes you get pounded.

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.
And some people are always the hammer.
Richard is such a nail.

by L. Benjamin November 18, 2007

never gonna run around and desert you

A common saying used to surprisingly rickroll people

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
You've been rickrolled.

by FCCRickRoll250 April 27, 2021

You me and Dupree

Definition:

Depending on intonation; referring to the third wheel, or the more the merrier!.

Phrase:

meaning to include; you, me, and the person and or people I, you, and or the situation are bound/obligated to, and or whom ever may be so inclined to participate either of free will or by circumstance.

Aaron: Dude please come to my mother's house this weekend, I don't want to go alone, I've asked my girlfriend, Ruben and you.

Me: eh why not, maybe I'll cook breakfast and we can go sledding.

You me and Dupree.

Aaron: yeah! Good idea!

Ex:2.

Jae: Dude wtf, I thought it was just supposed to be us two in this bed.

Aaron: yeah my bad, My dog likes sleeping with me.

Jae: great I have to share a bed with you, me, and Dupree

by Loupcastille January 5, 2018

…and there you have giraffes!

An “oh well” type response to when another person cannot figure out the answer to a completely simple response to what seems like a complicated question, that in turn must be clarified by the enquirer in the final outcome. Resulting in this phrase.

Enquirer: Do you know the sound a giraffe makes?
Answerer: remains quiet and confused
Enquirer: That’s okay, I looked it up, and it said, a low-bleeting sound, kind of like a sheep. Ready to try it?
Answerer: BAAAA
Enquirer: …and there you have giraffes!

by Elektrckevin September 23, 2021

DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't

In other words, it may not exactly be a "stroll on Easy Street" for you no matter what da result of da paternity-test shows --- a prime example would be dat even if said test does indeed prove dat you're not da love-baby's daddy, da test's in-da-thousands-of-dollars cost may be somewhat comparable to what you'd have hadda spend for child-support, anyway.

Good luck on getting a refund for da momentous cost of a paternity-test if said test proves dat indeed you are not da child's biological father (see "pap smear", definition #14); you might be better off to simply start making support-payments; it can definitely be a "DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't" situation!

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

You smell like smell and your name is nell

if some one insults you with these words then you should just kermit sewerslide and watch my story animated

if your name is nell well then TO BAD

idk You smell like smell and your name is nell cause you suck

by Your pseudonym but its rly min May 19, 2020

and then you woke up

A way of saying you're dreaming

This hella nasty dude said he wanted to go out with me. I said back "And then you woke up."

by adrianna June 22, 2004