His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.
“Xander is so hot 🥵”
by 1010789 February 23, 2024
Get the Xandermug. by KusoSolos March 13, 2022
Get the Xandermug. Xander is the the most loyal, appreciative, understanding, loving and funny person you will ever meet. Xander has a heart like soft marshmallows over a hot fire and not even the sun can compare to his heartwarming smile. If you happen to meet a Xander protect him, care fot him and love him unconditionally, because he will do the same for you.
Xander, i love you
by julie.bbe November 23, 2021
Get the Xandermug. 
He's a funny friend, that will make you laugh until you can't breathe, although he's sensitive and sometimes it's a bad thing, but he's a fun joyful friend you'll love to have as a friend, but if you wrong him, he won't just forget about it, he'll hold that grudge. He'll be loyal as can be.
by Alexkin March 8, 2022
Get the Xandermug. Is a sex God and is a weird kinda guy but is nice to be with be is funny and cool he has a dark sense of humor but he can make it work he does stupid stuff a lot and when he gets hurt he laughs it off he likes to chill with Friends and play games with them
I love you xander
by Skyler chardonnay June 30, 2019
Get the Xandermug. by bigman4206969420 November 13, 2023
Get the Xandermug.