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xander

that guys a xander
by alissahchewey September 20, 2022
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Xander

The best boyfriend ever! Will always care for you, and listen to you no matter what :) not to mention he’s also good looking but that don’t matter all that matters is that he cares for you! You should try to get yourself a Xander <3
“Today I talked to Xander”
“Awww how was it?”

“All I can say is he’s gonna make a perfect dad”
by Ciara <3 April 13, 2022
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Xander

Is a sex God and is a weird kinda guy but is nice to be with be is funny and cool he has a dark sense of humor but he can make it work he does stupid stuff a lot and when he gets hurt he laughs it off he likes to chill with Friends and play games with them
I love you xander
by Skyler chardonnay June 30, 2019
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Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.
slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"
by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020
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Xander

Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑
AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh
by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020
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Xander

Xander is kewl dude. Very weird. VERY WEIRD!
Person 1: Hey is that a Xander?

Person 2: Is he acting WEIRD?

Person 1: yep

Person 2: That's a Xander.
by Hijsiisjsusus November 9, 2022
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Xander

Xander is a sexy guy. He is popular and is sometimes shy. He has trouble asking out girls and he should just go for it. All the girls love him. Xander can be sweet and sensitive, but also full of sarcasm. He can either me snarky or nice when flirting. If a Xander is reading this he should ask out a hot girl named Lane. They are a perfect couple.
" Xander is soooo hot I wish he would ask me out " - every Lane ever
by 11908 September 7, 2021
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