Write

Something you can’t do

I can’t write

by NotJurgen November 15, 2021

dust-write

the act of writing obscene words or phrases on your friend's car.

hey, let's dust-write "vagina" on arturo's car.

by comodore jean January 24, 2006

non-write-on-able

you cannot write on it.

Those whiteboards in my classroom are non-write-on-able

by Whiteboards Forever September 25, 2007

fate's a waiter

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.

Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.

by B Love August 10, 2004

Writers Cock

When you are trying to write a paper but you can't because you're too horny and all you can think all you can think about is blowing your load.

"Did you finish the paper yet?"
"No, I have writers cock. I need to blow this load."

by J-Dog da boss. December 16, 2008

Write off

A phrase initiated by the esteemed Karl Rove to represent anything, and anyone that is cheaper to replace than repair. In other words, anything that is, or anyone who does something irrefutably stupid, annoying, or out of place.

-"Oh Shit! Anyone want to go to the Gallery?"
-"The Gallery's a write off"

by Brother Flash March 22, 2009

Write Wood

To get someone worked up about something that will never happen.

Preface: The party host doesn't know any girls.

Dialogue:
Party Host: We're having a party at the condo. There are going to be a lot of girls there.

Friend: Don't "write wood"! We know it's going to be all dudes.

by efdseandonww March 22, 2011