worm jerky

n. What you typically find on the driveway or sidewalk after a prolonged rainy period followed by sunshine - earthworms that washed up from the ground during the rain, only to stiffly dehydrate in the sun.

Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - I hate hearing it crunch underfoot.

by Shannon L-B April 14, 2008

Poo worm

The inch of shit that is lodged in a man's urethra after performing anal on someone.

After fucking his girlfriends ass, had to go piss out his poo worm before he could cum.

by bitchtits96 September 19, 2006

worm hands

When a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands after

Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!

by JogginForBoolean April 21, 2017

surfing the worm

A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.

What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.

by WormSurfer1987 November 25, 2017

the white worm

when you jizz and it doesn't come out for 3 days and when it comes out its a wormy shape and is stretchy. just like a worm!

oh look at this. the white worm is coming out.

by the-left-nut October 23, 2013

slimy worm

When a guy takes a numbing agent so his dick doesn't get hard and fucks his girl

"Man he slimy wormed me so hard last night"

by King Shemale May 23, 2016

eraser worm

The little curls of eraser debris that litter the writing surface after a bout of erasing. So called because they resemble tiny worms.

Student: Teacher, can I switch desks? This one is covered with eraser worms!

Teacher: No, but you can clean it.

Student: How?

Teacher: Find a way.

by selenology May 27, 2009