Chinese Wanker

1. A wanker of the Chinese variety. Usually attributed to those people who take advantage of others friendship while regularly doing and saying stupid things. Can be used as a derogatory insult even if there is seemingly no chinese connection, in fact this is most often the case.

2. A fun thing to say at random times for little or no reason in order to invoke others into repeating the term.

1. Hakeem : Let's go to the shops today boys
Sam : Yeah ok
Jim : Sure thing
At the shops - Hakeem : I forgot my money, could you buy me some sweets? And a drink? And some donuts?
Jim : For fucks sake hakeem
Sam : You're such a Chinese wanker

2. Sam : Aha what a wanker
Jim : Seems a little Chinese too
Liam : A chinese wanker for sure
Sam : True Chinese wanker
Jim : Chi Chi Chi Chinese wanker!!!
All : Chinese Wanker!!!

by SirSammyG July 12, 2016

Wankers Cramp

The most deadly of all british diseases.

Person 1 : "somebody call an ambulance this limey needs urgent medical assistance apparently he has wankers cramp"

by copy_zero August 6, 2011

pretentious wanker

Someone whose personal self esteem is so low they need to:

a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.

b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious wankers) such as members of the insular academia class (see also just-another wanker)

c) confirm what a cunt they are

Letter received by court clerk regarding mediation:

"I was so insulted by the Mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) E. ByGoomb Bsc Msc VD(with bar)"

Clerk of the court "Bloody hell. Another letter from the pretentious wanker, E. ByGoomb".

by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 1, 2010

wankerchief

A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.

1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.

by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006

southern wanker

An opinionated gobshite who posts various derogatory definitions of people from the North of England on the Urban Dictionary website.

"That Paolo Beardini is probably just another southern wanker with a chip on his shoulder"

by Wyrm July 30, 2007

Winder

A person thats a mommas boy incest
Was bullied at school nykka
Multiple suicide attempts suicidal mongoloid
Issues with their own body manboobs egghead basketball head eunuch

I'm a winder. I should go do some doxxing to make myself feel good inside.
Momma's lost interest in me because my head looks like a oversized basketball.
At least i have suicide if i need it.

by Chad Romero December 6, 2019

arsehole winder

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

by Kelly Coyle December 8, 2003