WIFI

WIFI=WHAT IT FUCKING IS

WIFI can be used as a greeting or for stunting purposes.

WIFI, bro. How you been?

Look at my new whip, dude. #WIFI

by MOOKIE GOLDSTEIN November 14, 2016

wifi

something nobody can live without

I NEED MY WIFI TO PLAY AMONG US!!!!!

by bill triangle August 26, 2021

WiFi

something that never works and is fucking annoying like man I pay money for you and you still can't work I want to shoot the person who created this shit

person: the wifi is down

Me:it is always fucking down

by i fucking hate shit May 25, 2021

WiFi

The thing that keeps me going in life

WIFI IS BAE

by Jill.32z October 11, 2018

wifi

A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.

I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.

by Pawn of Sex April 12, 2016

wifi

what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green

wait jizz is green right?

my dog loves to use my wifi.

by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021

WiFi Person

This is a best friend of the whole world. They here for the people. This type of person will try his best to help their friends and people around them. Most importantly that they doing it not to feel better or to get something, they just experiencing will to help and be there for you, just like WiFi.

- Stephan is helping everybody, i don’t understand why he have to be such a people pleaser?

- Honey, he just a WiFi Person, he was there for you when you needed him, so stop bragging.

-Why she went to that boring event? ?
-Cause she is a WiFi Person, she felt that they needed support…

by reptileprinz May 28, 2025