all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to

he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places

by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022

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Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Pro

When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.

You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.

by wbonaventura December 30, 2022

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I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

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go to went

Exactly the same like "let's go". But more Russian.

— Hey, dude, go to went
— Ok, blyat.

by Vallevan March 18, 2018

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little piggy went home

when you’re snausaging and slip the pinky toe in the front hole

my guy was snausaging me and he tried to make sure the last little piggy went home

by spicynuggz June 2, 2024

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went west

Killed. Pref. in battle.

Came from street slang of late 1800s and meant "hanged" due to the severity and simpicity of the trial in that very Wild West.

- Hey, Johny, where's your hamster?

- Went to a duel with neighboor's cat and went west. Stupid piece of fur...

by RusteyRat April 10, 2017

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