A minuscule former women’s, former liberal arts college, that really just doesn’t know what it wants to be right now. A premier destination for blue haired girls, Wells has handed out so many scholarships to stop the bleeding at admissions that they are perpetually a year away from getting shut down by big momma Pleasant Rowland, the O.G. of Aurora, NY. Wells College doesn’t really offer a college vibe, it’s more like a summer camp, which sounds nice, but they’re called summer camps for a reason, and the winters here are F-R-I-G-I-D (see brick on urban dictionary). Enjoy the striking combination of modern and Victorian architecture that almost makes Wells feel like a place of learning. A truly passionate staff of teachers are hear to help guide you until they get too fed up with the administration and leave for good! Meals here are shit. I was gonna write a joke, but straight up, they cannot cook. 7th worst dining hall in the country, look it up. Beautiful dining hall though, love the swastikas. Look forward to making friends with a colorful cast of weirdos and, jocks tricked into coming here, as you make memories, drink and get high, to stave off the isolation, depression, loneliness, anxiety that consumes this whole place. Oh, and one more thing, it’s haunted.
Person A: So where did you go to school
Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.
Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.
Person B: No, Wells College
Person A: ...Wesleyan?
Person B: ...
Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.
Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.
Person B: No, Wells College
Person A: ...Wesleyan?
Person B: ...
by Kilroy_ws_here June 17, 2020
Get the Wells Collegemug. Will muddasick is a word used by Bahamians when they cannot believe something. Bahamians are people who are born in the Bahamas. I just wanna say this to all the people who has never been to the Bahamas" BAHAMIANS DO NOT LIVE IN HUTS I SAW YOUTUBE VIDEOS SAYING THAT BAHAMIANS LIVE IN HUTS WELL THAT IS A LIE WE DO NOT LIVE IN HUTS". And I should know I live in the Bahamas.
by Wonderful Barbie Gurl January 10, 2022
Get the Well muddasickmug. You are a Kristen Wells if you hate capital letters and are TikTok famous. Kristen Well's probably has a million people on Snapchat and have a thing for curly-haired latinos. She is always rolling her r’s.
by uraveragewhitewashedarab February 29, 2020
Get the kristen wellsmug. When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.
Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.
by random annoying person June 17, 2018
Get the well this sucksmug. well cocomelon is a word used in the same way as muddo or muddasick it is a bahaimain made word u can use this word in many ways
by emochick_ January 7, 2022
Get the well cocomelonmug. "Bro, I had to regain my speed and regroup because my health was well fresh, but then I proceeded to connect some combos and finished him with a fatality."
by Dro Montana February 28, 2017
Get the well freshmug. Reference to stealing money that is not yours, usually from an establishment such as your workplace-- taking money from the cash register.
by painkiller801 December 15, 2010
Get the dippin into the wellmug.