Weenie Fondle

When one is feeling in the mood, esp. of the male gender, he will go up to a female and inquire her to fondle his weenie: meaning a delicate graze of the male genitalia.

George: We just got back from a classy party and I'm feeling pretty good right now
Kandii: Oh wow since we are so classy, screw the hand job. Im'a weenie fondle you

by CharliesAngel12321 January 30, 2012

weenis

When a guys ' junk ' is smaller than average.

girl 1: So how was your hookup with Jon last night?
girl 2: It didn't happen. He dropped his pants and I couldn't stop laughing. Dude's got a Weenis.

by JuliaNoelle August 13, 2008

weenie lipper

the rim around the head of the penis that gives the penis that firemans hat look.

I like the way she licked my weenie lipper

by steve April 29, 2003

Stink weenie

The act of a male having butt sex with a dirty girl that has a smelly asshole.

Tina gave Charles the stink weenie because she was a dirty sloot.

by Slootmagoo January 15, 2014

weenie rub

A social meeting or gathering that is largely, in the view of the person, is fake or under false pretense, the person generally is not looking forward to it, or the person must feign interest in. It would generally otherwise be a happy event to most attendees. Used sarcastically.

"Human Resources is hosting a weenie rub on Friday to celebrate the start of spring."

"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."

"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"

by tippyton March 5, 2013

weenie bikini

Classic term for men's speedo swim suit.

Banana hammock, etc. "He is wearing a weenie bikini." "Ha ha."

by Roe Coreil December 31, 2007

Beanie Weenie

In anal sex, when the would-be top is only semi-erect and still tries to penetrate.

Chris was so drunk he couldn't get it up, but he sure did try and beanie weenie me.

by AhoyMattey November 19, 2016