When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.
by Captain Manary September 06, 2020
Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!
by Nuphagus April 12, 2020
by draco milfboy September 26, 2020
walnut creek is a school in Erie PA where the dumbass kids with rich white parents go to. it is full of stupid bitches who rely on their parents’ money or people who are fake as hell and overly nice. they take too much pride in that shitstorm of a school so much that they don’t realize that everything is not about them and their school. it is also filled with wannabe boys and hoes. fuck that school.
person 1: oh my god everyone here is wearing Gucci
person 2: it must be walnut creek. that school is awful.
person 2: it must be walnut creek. that school is awful.
by ittybittylitty August 24, 2018
When you proceed to teabag a sexual partner in the face until boredom occurs and then proceed to yell "FALCON PAWNCH!!!!" and hit them in their genitalia so hard that the sudden pain causes them to headbut you in the testicles. Therefore, lolz for everyone
by Zack Slade July 23, 2011
The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.
by The4house January 31, 2022
A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.
Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"
by Whiteguys January 03, 2015