Walmart Emo

An emo who is either too poor, lazy, or doesnt live close enough to an actual store with stuff that they like. Applies to s scene kids too. Usually posers.
Hazel: Wow, Jen is such a Walmart Emo. She wears those Miley Cyrus skinny pants and thinks they work.

Jim: I know, right?
by Rayvine January 03, 2010
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Walmart Bake

Any sort of casserole made by a chain smoking white trash chick.
"Last night Sarah made Andy a Walmart bake. I bet she ashed in it."
by The Root November 10, 2004
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Walmart Dumb

Someone doing something so dumb that the action would likely be seen happening at Walmart.
Jimmy is Walmart Dumb, I saw him put spare fish hooks in his pants pocket.
by Roper777 November 26, 2018
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A Walmart Surprise

When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your

ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom
Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.
by Niggaz in my butthole May 15, 2020
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walmart version

a worse and often 'cheaper' version of something.
"Bethany's shoes are the Walmart version of Uggs."
"I look like the Walmart version of him."
by actualplant February 28, 2021
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Walmart Expedition

When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.
by Snipplez June 09, 2020
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Walmart Rider

An insult used to describe incompetent people who take the scooters at Walmart cause they're too lazy to walk. This term is typically used in a normal setting to call someone overweight or very lazy. (or both)
Person A: That Sky chick is a Walmart rider
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful
by Chica8759 March 27, 2022
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