walmart ass

A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.

oprah

by jmack February 25, 2003

walmart peso

US dollar. As the US dollar continues to lose value, it becomes synonymous with the cheap crap from Walmart. Used mainly by Canadians.

"Sorry, we don't take Walmart pesos.", server telling American tourist in a Toronto bar.

by DFisherman January 6, 2009

Walmart effect

When retailers remove extras from their products to make them more price-competitive with Wal-Mart.

Polo shirts sold by J.C. Penney without the customary breast pocket demonstrates the Walmart effect.

by Lane D. April 29, 2008

WalMart minute

approximately 45 minutes; equivalent to the amount of time it takes to run into WalMart and purchase one or two items.

Sorry, kids, dinner will be ready in a WalMart minute--I burnt the frozen pizza.

by norawebster December 19, 2008

Walmart Tuxedo

The name for pajamas that are worn in public.

What's the difference between pajamas and a walmart tuxedo? NOTHING!

by drole.homme April 8, 2011

Walmart Fabio

A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.

His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.

I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women

Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!

Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.

by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019

Walmart bag

The specific Bag that the consumer Walmart uses, but we use the word “Walmart bag” for no reason.

Teacher: Alright so what is 900 plus 900? Student: Heh, walmart bag. Teacher: that is not an answer

by iPoopEveryDay July 22, 2022