I am a walmart bag.

Read the title.

I am a walmart bag.

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

Walmart Creature

Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.

Dan has worked at Walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.

by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005

Walmo

n. Someone sensitive to touch.

1. "I'm as sensitive as a Walmo"

2. "I've got one of those new touch sensitive phones, it has got Walmo technology"

by To Splash no..... March 29, 2009

Off to Walmart

A phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating "first". This is due to Mike Phillips of TechPB, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local Walmart, kicks in the door and screams, "FIRST POST BITCHES!"

Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."

I was the first to see the video, so I commented, "off to Walmart."

by !DRZ! March 9, 2011

walmart greeter

The most degrading job in the world.

"I know! She should totally be demoted to a Walmart greeter."

by juxtaposer December 25, 2008

walmart

An organisation that is in a life and death struggle with China for world domination.

If walmart doesnt win this struggle it will be the end of life as we know it.

by benth May 11, 2008

Walmartian

Any of the large denomination of lower class people who are only seen in public at Walmart stores. They have no sense of decency, fashion, or shamefullness, let alone any sense of modesty.

Todd- "George, do you see that fat lady with her pants pulled up over her boobs and no shirt on?! She's using her pants as a freaking unitard!!!!"

George- "By God, Todd! That's a true Walmartian."

by renegadeangel92 March 7, 2011