poodle walker

Someone lacking in testicular fortitude. Takes his girlfriends little yappy ankle biting purse dogs for walks in public displaying her complete dominance over his actions.

Bob: " that guy is such a pussy"
Jim: "what a poodle walker."

by scot olson lowndes May 6, 2014

David walkering

When you pull a David Walker and get lonely and fuck a Chihuahua

David Walker a local guy got so lonely that the he decided to fuck a Chihuahua/any dog thus he is David Walkering

by 696unknown696 December 5, 2018

White Walker

Is that a trust fund kid gallivanting through a poor neighborhood, spreading the miracle of gentrification with each sip of frappe they take?

Time to move, the White Walkers are here. We won't be able to afford the rent, soon.

by MILKFIXER February 15, 2021

Walker Pearcey

The king of band kids.
Walker is well respected among the band kids and shall for fill the prophecy of leading the army of band kids to war against the colony of redditors.
With the force of his mighty drum stick he shall strike down the almighty leader of the Redditor’s and rule all of mankind.

All hail walker Pearcey

by Jokub June 19, 2021

Kevin Walker

A janitor at Valve Inc. game studios, often confused with Robin Walker, a beloved programmer of the same place of employment. He was first delivered to fame by the Team Fortress 2 podcast "KritzKast".

"Yo, Kev! Kevlar Keino! Nothin' gets through the wall of Kevlar Kevin Walker!"
"So, Mr. Kevin Walker, can you tell us about the direction TF2's gonna be taking?"

by elpam October 27, 2009

Naked Walker

A 45-100 year old male who walks around gym locker rooms with no clothes on. May also be spotted with a towel in hand (rather than around body), slip on sandals, and soap on a rope. Beware: naked walkers love to start conversations with their fully clothed neighbors...

When I walked into the locker room, a few naked walkers bumped into me, I think one's cock hit my leg...

by Pepe Cojones February 2, 2009

slow walker

a fan of spring awakening who is particularly enamored with hanschen/johhny b. wright! the name comes from a quote from the play in which one girl tells the others "last one to the bridge has to hold hands with hanschen!" therefore, the fans of hanschen would walk very slowly to the bridge.

fangirl: who's your fave SA character?

me: hanschen! i'm a very very slow walker :)

by my.junk.is.sa March 15, 2008