A popular game where you randomly make your cock pop out of a box with holes while the other player tries to wack at it with his own cock.
by GENERAL ASSWIPE June 27, 2006
The morning wack is a routine masturbation session that takes place every day, either before or during the morning shit or while taking a shower before work.
The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day
The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day
Sun shines through the window in the morning, slowly waking up John
John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?
Looks over at the alarm clock
John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.
John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?
Looks over at the alarm clock
John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.
by The Wackster April 04, 2013
the feeling of a chaffed ass crack after you've been waiting tables or walking around all day. Commonly prevented by the safety wipe, which means wiping all the residual sweat moisture from your ass crack, before it turns into full blown wack crack.
by abel salazar December 20, 2007
When one places their schlong against their thighs in such a way that moving back in forth leads to an orgasim.
by James Libby August 10, 2006
by booblies January 31, 2009
Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.
Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.
by Phoebe Beaver August 05, 2005
The act of masturbating.
by j0ez July 24, 2006