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Wyoming

Contrary to popular belief, Wyoming doesn’t exist. If you think that you live, have been to, or lived in Wyoming, you are wrong. In fact the birds spy on you when you are in the territory of Wyoming and send the data back to the government. Everything that has been “filmed” or “recorded” in Wyoming isn’t real. It is actually are recorded in Colorado, the real version of Wyoming. Thank you for your time reading this and remember, Wyoming isn’t real who ever thinks that Wyoming is real is a person who controls the birds from the data base in a government lab and programs the birds to spy on you.
Hey, did you know that people who believe that Wyoming is real program birds to spy on you?
No! I didn’t know that! I am no longer a believer in Wyoming.
by Whatisthetruthwedontknow June 20, 2021
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Wyoming

Wyoming:
by stupid penis guy November 17, 2023
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Wyoming

A yeehaw state full of mullets, and yes Wyoming does exist
Me: I hate living in Wyoming

Someone: Why?
Me: THERES YEEHAW BOYS WITH MULLETS WHO LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC
by Girlslovedraco June 22, 2021
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Wyoming

The state that nobody cares about or even lives in.
It’s Wyoming lol.
by 17UMi November 4, 2024
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Wyoming

Wyoming is a real place in the United States of America. The entire state is not a military base or some secret military operation.
I sure wish I could visit Yellowstone National Park in the state of Wyoming.
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Wyoming

A state in the U.S. that only a select few know of. Therefore, conspiracies about Wyoming run rampant, mainly about how the government is purposefully concealing information about the state to keep a doomsday device of epic proportions, housed mostly within its borders, top secret. There is no agreement on what said doomsday device is called, but leaked documents seem to mention something about “stones of yellow…”

It has fewer people than Alaska.

It’s shaped like an oval with corners. IT’S ANOTHER FRIGGIN’ RECTANGLE.
P1: I'm from Cheyenne. You know it?
P2: Oh, you mean the girl who lives a block from me? Yeah, I know her. She's so nice...
P1: No, I mean the city in Wyoming.
P2: The hell's a Wyoming?
by Ace of Fours September 7, 2021
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wyoming war

an term used in rts games to tell the fact you are taking the usa as a nation not in the americas continent or invading the usa as a small nation
"I think China and the Greater Monaco are in the wyoming war!"
by lauchfromdarkages May 27, 2022
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