Hairy axe wound

Womans vaginal opening. So called because of an obvious likeness to the shape of an axewound in a womans vagina. Can only really apply if the vagina is unkempt and is hairy.

See Cunt or Pussy.

I bust my nut into your mums hairy axe wound last night.

-or-

Want me to stick my cock in your hairy axe wound?

by Sparky897 December 22, 2003

hairy ax wound

cunt, vagina, female gentalia

You could see her hairy ax wound under her white pants

by cheekie1969 May 22, 2006

Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

bloody hatchet wound

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon

i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound

by d-man December 11, 2003

Gorilla with a Hatchet Wound

An extremely hairy bush surrounding the vagina.

Man, I pulled down her pants, she was so hairy it looked like a gorilla with a hatchet wound.

by The Tink August 24, 2006

bloody hatchet wound

1.a surprising gash that presides in between the thighs of every female. 2. a vagina that happens to being visited by aunt flow. 3. another word for vagina.

I so want to dive in that bloody hatchet wound.

by mr.funktastic March 25, 2009

Tent-Pole Wounds

The name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. Often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. The name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.

The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.

Father: Damn Bobby! What are those hematoma's of tissue on your neck? You been gettin' pussy?
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.

by cedanchair December 3, 2013