Whale

Slang for a fat person. Primarily used to describe an obese person.

I'm not playing seven minutes if a whale is playing.

by bequeef May 12, 2021

Land Whale

Man or woman over 300 lbs.

The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.

by leeky10001 April 3, 2009

whale watcher

Person who likes to watch fat chicks out of his window

"Owen quit watching fat chicks out the window, you stupid whale watcher!

by dutch10 November 16, 2006

Whaleen

The most badass animal to have ever had the pleasure of being created by the gods of all religions united as one. It is a legendary creature that had been seen very little times. It is said to be a whale several hundred feet big and is a dull green color. It has the power to summon lightning and create typhoons. It is said to live in the Bermuda Triangle.

Guy: Dude my dad is gone! Do you know where he went?

Other Guy: I heard he got killed by a Whaleen.

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014

Wholesome

The complete opposite of what this site is lmao

Man1: i found something wholesome
Man2: GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE BOOMER WE ONLY WORSHIP THE MOST DANK EDGY AND DEAD MEMES

by SuperSprite56 November 30, 2019

whale potato

like a couch potato, some who is not just lazy but very obese.

Get off your lazy ass and loose a couple hundred pounds you whale potato!

or

After he started smoking pot, he became a real whale potato.

by tee-emm August 19, 2009

Whale burger

the act of combining a mcdouble with a junior chicken at any mcdonalds restaurant

man that whale burger i ate last night was delicious, and it only costed 2.92$

by c.dobs and lapointey March 14, 2011