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Walnut

The expression on your face when you see some unattended Barkerhouse rolls on the table for your ma. The expression on your face when you remember every blowjob you ever got. The expression on your face when you see she needs a brogan adjustment. The expression on your face when you guess you could call that a dick. The expression on your face when you read beyond chapter 3 of Sun Tazu's The Art of War. The expression on your face when the Sfogliatelle arrives and is placed softly on the table. When they've been told, twice, and now you'll tell them. Those red panties in the top drawer. When it's your song. When you win the chin-ups cup 3 weeks in a row. When it's not 3 o'clock. When the skip's got your back & warns you about the leftover mayonnaise on your chin. When you go down and you can taste the Dove deep moisture body soak.
When I see a buff ting in a short skirt over her knees, I give her the Walnut to let her know I'd take her back to my ma's for some macaroni and gravy.
by Clarence(Paups) February 24, 2021
mugGet the Walnutmug.

walnut beef

when u show someone ur beef and it look like a walnut meat and a grapevyne meat with a side of ass meat and cheeto feet..
man it look like yo walnut beef is broke ..
by jason meat December 12, 2009
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the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.
Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!
by draco milfboy September 25, 2020
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walnut

Marcel is a massive walnut head
by skcjvbk February 2, 2023
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walnut pie

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.
"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"
by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020
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Walnut Grove Al

A town full of inbred hicks and a mayor who doesn't want growth in the town and uses the funds for his own gain. It's also full a meth heads and has the worst police force .
Guy. This place is fucking gross

Guy2. Obviously it's walnut Grove Al
by Imawolfy October 15, 2021
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Shaggy walnut

Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!
by Nuphagus April 12, 2020
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