The expression on your face when you see some unattended Barkerhouse rolls on the table for your ma. The expression on your face when you remember every blowjob you ever got. The expression on your face when you see she needs a brogan adjustment. The expression on your face when you guess you could call that a dick. The expression on your face when you read beyond chapter 3 of Sun Tazu's The Art of War. The expression on your face when the Sfogliatelle arrives and is placed softly on the table. When they've been told, twice, and now you'll tell them. Those red panties in the top drawer. When it's your song. When you win the chin-ups cup 3 weeks in a row. When it's not 3 o'clock. When the skip's got your back & warns you about the leftover mayonnaise on your chin. When you go down and you can taste the Dove deep moisture body soak.
When I see a buff ting in a short skirt over her knees, I give her the Walnut to let her know I'd take her back to my ma's for some macaroni and gravy.
by Clarence(Paups) February 24, 2021

when u show someone ur beef and it look like a walnut meat and a grapevyne meat with a side of ass meat and cheeto feet..
by jason meat December 12, 2009

by draco milfboy September 25, 2020

Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.
by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

A town full of inbred hicks and a mayor who doesn't want growth in the town and uses the funds for his own gain. It's also full a meth heads and has the worst police force .
by Imawolfy October 15, 2021

Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!
by Nuphagus April 12, 2020
