Gummy Wad

The result of eating a 5 pound bag of gummy bears

Example:

"Fuck man, I just shit out a gummy wad the size of my face"

by Nadramia December 9, 2019

nugget wad

A large sack of fried chicken

Could you please pass me the nugget wad?

by Jehosaphat Barren June 20, 2017

Tijuana wad

(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.

Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.

by Arlas July 3, 2015

Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.

Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.

by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018

Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.

Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!

by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009

gum wad

the product of eating all 14 pieces of gum inside of a trident watermelon package

Ethan: Owain i bought 4 packs of trident watermelon gum
Owain: lets eat the whole thing and make a big ass gum wad

by 8fag8fag8 December 13, 2018

filth wad

a derogatory name used by someone usually a parent who has had to curb his/her language. So instead of calling someone an asshole, shit head or mother fucker, they substitute filth wad.

Gosh darn it, I'm gonna kick that filth wad's butt.

Will you please shut up you freakin' filth wad piece of crap.

by BufuChuck February 3, 2010