by DeserTynker October 01, 2019
by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022
The most perfect specimen in existence. The moment i started up FE3H and saw his beautiful green eyes i knew he was the one. Even if he poisons the other houses with his homemade laxatives. He is incredible, he is an icon, and he is the only viable option for a lifelong partner out of the Fire Emblem Three Houses roster. He also ended racism in imperial year 1200. What a perfect guy. One of his favorite teas are Almryan Pine Needles. When you go for a teatime with him and give him that delectable blend, you will be able to spend as much time as you like joking and laughing with the future leader of the Leicester Alliance. He is the perfect person and if he existed in real life the world would end due to how perfect he is. Even though countless attempts on his life were made by his own brothers, he is still more sane than both Psycho Dimitri and War Criminal Edelgard after Byleth’s 5 years of slumber. He is the one true person to choose when walking down the path of life. Any other option is horrible and should not be chosen. Claude Von Riegan is the only way.
Person A: Hey, why haven’t you dated anyone since 2019? Ever since you played that Fire Emblem game you haven’t even spared guys a glance.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.
by blueprint.. January 05, 2023
by DJPyro December 20, 2009
limp wristed caricature of a man, a winnet-covered walking perfume shop, a mincing gay bar loiterer and an evil perverter of innocent little boys.
Also - Dr. Von Botchelism, Dr. Von Botchenstein etc etc
Many thanks to Danny C
Also - Dr. Von Botchelism, Dr. Von Botchenstein etc etc
Many thanks to Danny C
by reverendmedia December 07, 2006
A master of fine line, pinstriper from California. Has great advice, steady hands, wouldnt want to change anything, loves life and always in a great mood. Will do anything for anyone, loves to help out and just be a kool guy. The one guy who makes a car show come to life. You would NOT want to miss a chance to talk to Von, you will regret it if you dont.
by MeaganLynn975 February 29, 2012
This is a amazing brown hair, brown eyes, perfect hair perfect face boy. He goes to the gym and is in super good shape. He has the biggest muscles. He is super sexy and smart and cool. He is also the life of the party and amazing. He can drink so much and isn’t afraid to do anything. He’s crazy like that he also surfs and pulls hella bitches. If you have a Chris you better never give him up because he’s a catch
Chris von Colijeff is so sexy!!
by Notchrisvon January 16, 2022