erection vampire

is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.

Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."

Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."

"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."

by Humptruck October 16, 2013

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Colorado Vampire

When the girl cuts your dick and then give you head while your bleeding.

My girlfriend pulled a knife and cut my dick and gave me a amazing Colorado vampire.

by mayorama218 October 18, 2011

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vampire geese

Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.

Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"

by irelandgneis August 14, 2012

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Sticky Vampire

A sticky vampire is the sexual act of, while receiving oral sex, a man ejaculates on the roof of a female's (or male's depending...) mouth, and having it run down to her teeth and dripping off her teeth, making her look like a vampire. Except with jizz instead of blood.

A sticky vampire ran loose in the city, seeking more men to fuel her vampiric needs...

by HoochieMama69 May 22, 2011

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Corporate Vampire

A person who drains the life of an organization (time, money, personnel, and reputation) for their own personal gain. To continue feeding, they take credit for the work of others and push any blame or faults onto their peers or subordinates.

This place is full of corporate vampires!

by Flux41 September 2, 2016

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