Valentines Day

A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates

Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?

Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry

by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022

Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!

Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"

by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015

Valentine's day denier

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.

J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.

by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021

valentines day

valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually

february 14th is valentines day

by Jeweleeuh December 21, 2021

Valentine’s Day

Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.

Happy Valentine’s Day single brotha 🙏

by Patrickfrm704 February 10, 2022

Valentine's day

The day pornhub premium is free.

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.

by PowerRager February 15, 2019

Valentine's day man

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.

First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!

by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017