Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
by Rev Modé February 2, 2022
Get the Value s musket loadermug. by Kp1995 July 14, 2024
Get the verbal valuesmug. When a medium to ugly guy is in a committed relationship with a beautiful or successful woman, and a woman of lesser standing or beauty attempts/successfully homewrecks that relationship because she thinks if she’s with him it’ll mean she is also beautiful or successful.
Example.)
When Adam Levine cheated on his wife with Sumner Stroh, and she immediately went to tik tok leading with the fact his wife was a Victoria secret model. Hoping that intern that meant she was just as beautiful as a super model.
Hannah thought that by sleeping with the prom queen’s boyfriend she would receive value by proxy.
When Adam Levine cheated on his wife with Sumner Stroh, and she immediately went to tik tok leading with the fact his wife was a Victoria secret model. Hoping that intern that meant she was just as beautiful as a super model.
Hannah thought that by sleeping with the prom queen’s boyfriend she would receive value by proxy.
by Slimey_Space September 22, 2022
Get the value by proxymug. Hym "The reason we have it is because a guy who REJECTS YOUR VALUES ENTIRELY figured out how get it to perceive the world. It SEEMS LIKE (and this is a call-back to something I've said previously) your western values are just stealing shit from people who don't share your values and taking credit for shit you didn't actually do. Blatant intellectual property theft I called it. So, as I've said before, you're shit. Your values are shit. Your religion is literally just an attempt to enslave everyone (but it's for the greater good guys! Really!). So, no. You're bullshit institution isn't better than the other institution. I turned the wheel of progress with mine own 2 hands. Your institutions did nothing. You did nothing. And Dave Ruben is a gay jew. GAYVE JEWBEN!"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
Get the Western valuesmug. 
A snob value is where someone allocates value to an item based on showing off, not on intrinsic value.
by The Anti-Snob May 2, 2025
Get the Snob Valuemug. Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.
by RUHdog July 9, 2021
Get the Great Value Jason Momoamug.