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penile virus

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'
by penile master262 August 7, 2008
mugGet the penile virusmug.

Corona virus

A hyped flu without a vaccine.
people infected with corona does a roadtrip through the world.
i have the Corona virus man.

don't stay home man.
by big gae weeb March 11, 2020
mugGet the Corona virusmug.

linda virus

Poor Cletus, he died doing what he loved, raw dogging disgusting trailer park trash. It’s no wonder he contracted the Linda Virus.
by EastSideCrackaKilla September 20, 2021
mugGet the linda virusmug.

CoroNO Virus

When your significant other turns you down for sex because they're affraid of getting Covid-19. Can also be used for anything you can't do because of the Corona Virus.
This CoroNO Virus is really starting to piss me off. My wife says a can't fuck ner again until tis pandemic is over!

My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
mugGet the CoroNO Virusmug.

Marble Virus

When you turn into a fucking marble
by TheCumBroker July 28, 2020
mugGet the Marble Virusmug.

Simp Virus

A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.
Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!
by BisexualStrawberry;) April 12, 2021
mugGet the Simp Virusmug.

Virus shamed

A vibrant effort to keep people away due to COVID-19.
My sister was supposed to come visit from LA but my brother virus shamed her and she cancelled her plans.
by Ntrouble July 20, 2020
mugGet the Virus shamedmug.

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